Chez Suki Welcomes You!
Enjoy the complimentary coffee with each visit!
Please do not hesitate to call the management should the accommodations not be to your liking.
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Our manager can be reached between the hours of 7:50 a.m.-8:00 a.m., 2 p.m.-2:20 p.m., and 5 p.m.-5:05 p.m.
Please ask for "Celeste". Do not be discouraged if she only babbles in reply.
CHEZ SUKI’S: YOUR RESORT DESTINATION
You’ve tried the best, now try the rest! Chez Suki’s--where the coffee’s free and you have to plunge your own toilets! Chez Suki’s--where the proprietor forces you to watch bad t.v. and insists on having long philosophical discussions during the commercials. Chez Suki’s--at least it’s better than sleeping in the garage. Isn’t it?
Located somewhere on the West Coast.
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***Special amazing offer!!!***
For every 6 friends you tell about Chez Suki’s, you’ll get a 7th friend
ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
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